Things Other People Accomplished At 23

I received a comment from Jay @ Dumb Little Man tonight on my ridiculous post earlier. Luckily, he thought it was funny. I stopped by DLM again to see what was new and saw the Article Things Other People Accomplished at Your Age (which assumes your age is 23). Among them include John Singleton directing a cult classic and Truman Capote publishing his first novel. Legally, I started Adamantine...