Post Turkey Coma

My friend Jenn told me a joke this evening that some drunk guy told her Native American uncle yesterday: “hey, hey, if the first indians hadn’t shot a turkey…and instead shot a cat…we’d all be eating pussy tomorrow…HAHAHAHAHH!” True that. Damn Turkeys! Not only is the Tryptophan making me go into a coma, I don’t have any pussy… err...