Real Live Super Heroes

Posted by blainegarrett on May 21st, 2008 | View Comments

I have been listening to old episodes of the Podcaust for their Bi-Mi-Sci-Fi-Contest. In episode 16, they talk about “Reals” – aka. Real Life Super Heros. Pretty hilarious. Original article here. Awesome.

I think if I were a superhero, I would be Guerrilla man and just run around with my machete jumping from 2nd story window sills or from trees.  Or perhaps, THE LUMBERJACK and I run around throwing axes and splitting bad guys heads with my splitting maul. Then I would tie bad guys up with my logging chain. My equiv of the bat signal would be a pine car freshner shaped symbol and I would say cool stuff before killing bad guys like “Hey, I got to ax you a question” or “If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it, does it make a sound?”

Holla.