The infamous Darrett Balnce

When I was younger, my dad got a call one evening from some telemarketer. Getting fed up with getting cold calls, he decided to screw with one of these guys and so he gave the fictitious name of  “Ralphie Garrett”. Then I hear my dad say “uh yup, middle initial is ‘E’, first name spelled R-A-L-P-H”. heheh. So then for years later we got junk mail for...