Dane Cook – Please Stop Making Movies…

Posted by blainegarrett on Sep 4th, 2008 | 0 comments

Does anyone know why people are still casting Dane Cook in roles other than in those new waves of farce movies (Meet the Spartans, etc?) In order to watch tonight’s episode of the Daily Show online, I was forced to watch a trailer of his new romantic comedy … three times. I can already tell the plot structure:

• Guy 1 has girlfriend
• Guy 1 does something dumb and looses girlfriend
• Guy 2 swoops in and woos (ex) girlfriend
• Guy 2 has wild monkey sex with ex (girlfriend)
• Guy 2’s dad – who also happens to be the Green Goblin… err.. wait. I am getting all these movies mixed up…

I’m not mad at Dane Cook, he is just a commodity. I am more so mad at people who are willing to spend money on this drivel. Go see a play. Watch YouTube videos of people getting hit in the nuts. Anything… yarg.

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