Last Call Doritos – Chips for Drunks
With a generation of parents now raising their kids to eat healthier, Frito Lay (maker of Doritos) is targeting a demographic whose parents did not know and who regularly closes down the bar. Yes, I just tasted the newest of the Dorito line – Last Call Jalapeno Popper Doritos. While they are delicious, I can’t help but think that kids begging their parents for a snack will not get the “last call” part… sorta like how kids didn’t catch the sexual innuendos in all those Disney movies – you know like the topless girls in the Rescuers. While, I doubt kids eating these will explicitly turn into bar flys latter in life, I don’t suggest they come out with lines targeted at other additions. Imagine “Burnt thin crust pizza doritios” targeted at people who do X, or “Cheesy Puff Doritos” targeted at Methheads who are missing teeth.
As a side note, while looking for a pic of the bag, google search revealed this bag.
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These are horrible…they taste like paste and spice…but not a good spice…
them bitches good wit cheese and meat that’s wat’s up fuck wrong wit yall, yall just haterz on damn doritos