Will Wolverine be in Imax? Trolls Ruin Google…
Just a quick rant…
My old buddy Jin and I have been planning on catching the new Wolverine flick together for a long time. I know it was leaked to unflattering reviews, but I really don’t care.
He is coming from St. Cloud and I am coming from Minneapolis. So we were thinking it might be cool to try to hit the IMAX in St. Michael. But thus far, the ticket sites were not showing anything for IMAX.
So i decided to google it. The first result was Comic Book Movie Forums / X-Men Movies / Will Wolverine be in Imax. Someone, like me, posed the question, “Will Wolverine be in Imax?” to which all the replies are some form of “who cares. That movie sucks” or “your mom is a slut”. Neat.
Now, I am fine with the Internet being full of crap like this, but I wish google had a way to filter it out. Yes, this matched my search description, but there was no real valuable information there. I’m sure through stumble upon or some hip crazy cool firefox extension, you can rank results. But, god damn google, isn’t the Skynet type AI you are running on smart enough to give me legitimate answers versus the ramblings of dipshit internet trolls?
End rant.
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Blaine Garrett is a Minneapolis-based web designer, fine artists, and general jack of all trades. When he is not designing next-generation web applications or feverishly painting away, he dabbles in other creative endeavors as well as enjoying the fruits of the luscious Twin Cities.
Yeah, tell me about it. I put the same question into google and got your rant, ranting about not being able to find the answer to your question because of useless information being found by google. Talk about recursion.
Haha. That is true. “If you are not part of the solution, you are part of the problem” does come to mind now that I think about it.