Wasting Time
The Only Absolute Number is Zero
My dad, the wise man that he is, said in regard to my attempts to quit smoking, “The absolute number is zero”. I’m sure it is a quote from someone else, since my dad is no mathematician. However, he speaks the truth. As of just before bedtime on Friday November 9th, I was able to [...]
I Have a Hand Gesture for you
I was using Google as spell check again for steple.. err… steepl… er “Did you mean steeple?” YES.
Anyway, I found an archive of hand gestures including the Steeple, which I do all the time. The site is cool as it lists a bunch of the anthropological origins and such. There is a whole section [...]
Fantoche
Jebus… this is so cool.
Toxic ‘dillas, Fire Orks, and No Mas Fumare
p.s. I didn’t proofread this and I really don’t otherwise care. So my apologizes for a lengthy ramble about my weekend…
Today was a bit of a clusterfuck. I will keep it short since the personal blogs are usually boring for others. Today started last night when Jon and I were hanging out wrapping up [...]
Nobel Prize Win for ManBearPig Awareness
So in other news, Al Gore, former Vice President and 2000 president elect of the United States of America received the prestigious Nobel Peace Prize today for his work in promoting Man Bear Pig Awareness Global Warming Awareness. The award has raised a lot of criticism from ManBearPig Global Warming Skeptics. I [...]
Blue Screen of Death Tattoo
Snap. I must be a dork because I think this is slick.
Check out this Blue Screen of Death tat done by Sam Rulz at Two Hands Tattoo in Auckland, New Zealand.
The buzz over this prompted one blogger to think that Microsoft May make more crappy stuff. Oh man, if they make more crap what will [...]
Hot Pants
Sarah came over while I worked on the AA site search (I’ll write about this later). We were both loopy and delierious and there was talk of pants, googling, and being a bunch of dorks.
For the next monthly online exhibition, I looked up on google to make sure I spelled menagerie correctly and the wikipedia [...]
Premature P[umpkin carving]
Saturday night, we ended up having an impromptu mini-party involving Sarah, Jon, Adam, Dave, Chaymus, Nichole, Ben, and even my brother Darren and his wife Kristen made an appearance for a bit. At some point in the evening, we stumbled to the grocery store and bought pumpkins and carved them up. Below are the fruits [...]
Top 10 ways to save time that you shouldn’t do…
In reply to Little Dumb Man’s great 35+ Spectacular and Time Saving Tips article, I was thinking that, just in the same way making money shouldn’t be the bottom line for businesses, saving time shouldn’t be the bottom line for busy people. Here are some things that will defiantly save you time, but [...]
Don’t Say “Klingon” and “Honor” in a humorous fashion together
I have been reading some AOL news this morning since this is day two of their bait and switch of the Netscape’s Social News Network. Me bitter? Na - I’m working on a post how switching brands might have been a great thing for the project.
Anyway, Cenk Uygur of Air America’s Morning show [...]
